Singing Telegrams!

Melodie offers singing telegrams, too! Whether she's performing in her rainbow clown persona or costumed as another of her repertoire of fun and theatrical characters, let Melodie deliver a most memorable message in song. And you'll love Melodie's custom lyrics -- especially written for your recipient and occasion, with plenty of personalized detail. for more information about this delightful way to honor that special gal or guy!

Melodie in theatrical topper and white gloves delivers a special goodbye from a group of students, friends, and colleagues to a gal who was "Leavin' for Kenora."

A couple of examples of Melodie's custom songs...

Leavin' for Kenora

(To the tune of "Leavin' on a Jet Plane")
All her bags are packed, she's ready to go
To Northern Ontario
We hate that Kelli has to say good-bye
Seven years ago, we first saw her face
At the very first Aerobics Place
When Kev was just a twinkle in her eye

So teach us and make us sweat
"Isn't this class over yet?"
Tell us "one inch lower" and we will
You're leavin' for Kenora
Where Kevin's waitin' for ya
Oh, Kel, we wish you well

Oh you're moving north where winter's fierce
Aerobics classes could be scarce
So if you're ever working out alone
Think about your Monday crowd
With Ted and Sharon counting LOUD
And Sam and Judy sweatin' till they groan

So cross, jab and uppercut
Kick the next one to the gut
Your enthusiasm made us strong
You're leavin' for Kenora
Where Kevin's waitin' for ya
Oh, Kel, we wish you well

There's so much more to Kelli's story
Like Connor and big brother Rory
She taught us through marriage and both pregnancies
And while this chapter's at an end
We're all happy we've been friends
And shared in Kelli's boundless energy

So au revoir and adieu
All the best in all you do
May this new adventure fill your dreams
You're leavin' for Kenora
Where Kevin's waitin' for ya
Oh, Kel, we wish you well

Princess Allison's Birthday Song

(Tune and lyrics adapted from "Rosamund's Dream" from the musical play, The Robber Bridegroom, by Alfred Uhry)

A fine young King on a stallion tall
Will to Grand Valley ride
His eyes will sing and his heart will call
To have you by his side
Allison, Allison, he will say
Allison, Allison, Allison
Happy Birthday!

Then a finer King on a finer horse
Will come that self-same day.
And he will bring his crown of course
To tempt your love away
Allison, Allison, he will say
Allison, Allison, Allison
Happy Birthday!